Irma Podunk- The Hawtests Trailer Gal Ever!

[LyricLee]

****** Just a note, this is yet another old contest entry of mine so its very very short. However I love it very much and wanted to preserve it somehow. Maybe someone will enjoy it too******

[LyricLee]

Name: Irma Mae Podunk
Age: 22

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Hobbies: Y'all dun know what ya missin til ya gone boot fishin! I's also like ta hang with my chillins. As ya can tell dey all have different daddies but dats teachin dem diver city.
Why would you be a good contestant for this contest? Girlfriend I dun gots it all! Da looks, Da body, And da personality! Aint no one can eber forget Irma! Plus..there's free beer right?

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[LyricLee]

I saved me lots o moneys by gettin dis one bedroom trailer. I even cleaned up for y'alls visit. Da kids dont mine much sharin da floor. Dey look like lil angels when theys sleepin. And it gives me time in da mornin to catch up on my gossip magerzines. I cant read too well but I look at dem priddy pictures. Kan you believe dat Kevin Federline hunk o stuffs married dat skank Brittney Shears. He dun shulda married a classy womans like me.

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Wes live near da highways so theres always fresh food for brekfasts. Da kids was so excited dis one wasnt too runned over. We always say our prayers b'fer wes bring our foods home ta cook.

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After da kids is fed, we usually goes to visit their daddies. Billy Ray and Emmie Lou's daddies have become da best of friends. Lil Sally Mae (we calls her One Sok) dun be da spittin image of her daddy. I fink the warden is makin da eyes at me...

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A womans gotsta earn some moneys ta look dis good. Aint da best job, and John here keeps tryin ta get more dan 60 minites fer his five dollars but it aint happenin.

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[LyricLee]

My companions and I sit down to a nice spot of tea and fresh pastries each Friday afternoon. We discuss the local politics, and foreign trade and share stories about our children. A good time is had by all.

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PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dun had yall goin dere didn't I!!!! Dat dere is one of dem Glamer Shoots we dun had tooken at da malls.

Dis is how we really get down!

Ebery weekend in da trailer park wes get together in da garden. All da neighbers comes out, and da warden lets my babies daddies on their weekend passes. Dat dere John still dun wanna leave me be. And dis here Chickie is my udder neighbor Shaniqua. She dun wanna be like me so bad but she aint no wheres near as ***ay.
Wes drink, and wes talk all da day away.

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Da youngins play "Possum Piniata" Dey have such funs. And da meats nice and tender for tomorras suppa.

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Dis here is my neigbor Mr. Jenks. Hes one of dem dere al-beanos. He sure does love da chillins. Some peoples says he loves em a lil too much but I dun never seen him do nuffin wrong wif my babies. And he aint got no rap sheet and he makes da best moonshine I ever dun had so its all good.

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Whens it gets dark, Mr Jenks takes da chillins to his trailer to watch some films. Den we get to da wild stuffs. I was showin my moves to da mens and of course dat hussy Shaniqua gots ta try and be like me again.

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Aww damn I think i had too much of dat moonshine. Aint dat green light pretty. Some peoples came and said its all toxic like. But no ones got sick yet


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DAMN!

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THE END

[GenericImbroglio]

I LOVE IT!
Lmao! The stereotypes are lovely. A Jerry Springer meets Daisy Duke story!

[UlaumeSarestes]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

This so totally made my day!!!!!

[Tosh]

LOL! Is all I can say! I actually remember glaring over that somewhere! Can't remember but this line does sound awfully familiar to me:

"I's also like ta hang with my chillins"

:D Haha

[GoldenSimmer]

Great Job!!

[foolinthemoon]

That is so danged funny!XD you should make her have adventures!!! the opposum pinata was GREAT! lol!

[ilovesims2]

really funny story great job great pics :alien:

[klecornu]

lmao... that is the funniest thing EVER. Did you end up winning whatever contest it was you used it for?? If not you should have- cause that is just awesome. Wicked funny stuff :) The ending killed me.