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Infernal
06-21-2007, 07:20 PM
Alright, possibly the mother of all debates of our time is Pirates Vs. Ninjas. The simple question, "which would win in a fight, Pirate or Ninja?", has spawned into a cultural phenomenon that has divided Earth, and the cause of an underground cold war. Click on the question below to go to a popular site, and post for the world to know who'd win.

So, who'd win in a fight of... (http://piratevninja.com/)
Pirates Vs. Ninjas?
LyricLee
06-21-2007, 07:25 PM
psh Ninjas rule Pirates any day. Id like to see a crotchety old peg leg pirate do flips and kick some ninjitsu ass on anyone else.
Infernal
06-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Bull, pirates can kick a ninjas ass any day. While your flipping around us, we use our handcannons to blast you. If thats not working, we can take a few hits before we end up slicing you with our rapiers, longswords, or cutlasses. Blackbeard took so many stabbings and bullets before dieing, and that was only because he was reloading. Ninjas are puny little buggers, who dont have much meat on their grubby bones

XD
zeldaop
06-21-2007, 07:58 PM
Hmmm...if I had to chose I'd probably go ninjas. They're lighter and quicker than pirates, plus pirates have the distinct disadvantage of being drunk on rum all the time.
LyricLee
06-21-2007, 08:32 PM
Ninjas are small and FAST, your crotchety old pirate would try to stab them but in a flash theyd be right behind the pirate slashing him with a kitana or something! SO ha
Infernal
06-21-2007, 09:15 PM
Yes, but pirates look a whole lot cooler, and we all know,t he better you look, the better you are ;)

Comeon, we have full ass ships to fire cannons all over your ninja temples, wiping out your senseis. And lets not forget, Grog and Wenches are a great plus to pirates.
LyricLee
06-21-2007, 09:51 PM
Pirates have rust old swords and huge ass cannons. Ninjas have chinese stars and huge shiny swords. Even Ninja weapons are cooler. Plus they wear all black and can belnd into the background without being seen. Try hiding a pirate in the subway. i think NOT
zeldaop
06-21-2007, 09:57 PM
On the other hand..ninjas have a code of honor and ethics where pirates can be as ruthless and underhanded as they want to be.
GenericImbroglio
06-21-2007, 10:53 PM
What about Pinjas? The hybrid where you get the best of both of em? I like pinjas... they have saki and rum...
zeldaop
06-21-2007, 10:59 PM
So if a Pinja is the best of both would that make a Nirate the worst of both?
Infernal
06-22-2007, 08:15 AM
Who knows, but I think most of us agree that Pirates are far cooler than Ninjas. XD
foolinthemoon
06-25-2007, 02:35 PM
CAN I BE A PIIRATE NINJA? XXXDDD

opps... no more candy for me
PerplexinglyMe
07-03-2007, 06:57 PM
I agree with foolin. There are ninjas who are also pirates. Duh.
GenericImbroglio
07-19-2007, 06:26 PM
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/cliffycliffy45/jesusninja.jpg
What about Pirate Zombie Jesus? Anyone? I mean, we have to learn something from that Bible thing, dont we? I mean, a Terminator Jesus would kick ass! Would totally make my day AND could earn Spielberg a few million.
PerplexinglyMe
07-19-2007, 08:04 PM
Wow. Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus beats all.
foolinthemoon
07-19-2007, 10:45 PM
lol! that rocks!!!! XD
gerbera
07-20-2007, 02:10 AM
Estelle's a Ninja Pirate :lol: Well, actually a Samurai Pirate, but that's close enough hehe ...
But this Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus would beat her, I am sure :P
PerplexinglyMe
07-20-2007, 02:47 AM
It should be Cyborg Mutant Ninja Pirate Jesus Zombie with Retractable Claws and Aspestos Hands.