Questions Only GAME!!!

[danishani2]

Ok this is a really fun game to play what you have to do is:

1. Make up a situation and where the place is located.
2. One person will ask a questions and you reply with a question but in an anwser form example:

You're at a party and a guys asks you for your phone number.


Guy: Hi whats your name?
You: Didn't my friend introduce me to you?
Guy: The one with the red hair?
You: Whats your point?
Guy: What's your number?
You: Phone number?
Guy: Is there any other kind?
You: Why you asking?
Guy: well I...*laughs* you win this round!

But then the guy will get stuck and that will be the end of the situation place then if you run out of questions think of a new place to begin and a situation 1 question per person! I'll start off!::: Like the tv show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"


You're at the pearly gates but having trouble getting in.

Person waiting: Oh My God am I dead?

[LyricLee]

Person Behind the Gates: "Well what do you think, this is wal-mart?"

[danishani2]

Person Waiting: Whats a wal-mart?

[LyricLee]

Person at Gates: "Wow... Whats your IQ?"

[zeldaop]

Person Waiting : What's that got to do with what a wal-mart is?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: How the heck am I supposed to know?

[LyricLee]

GS thats not a question!!! Ack lol

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Did you mean "Shouldn't you know your IQ?" ?

[LyricLee]

Person Waiting: Ok enough with this when do I get in???

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Get in where?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Person Waiting: Shoudn't you know all of this?

[foolinthemoon]

"How Should I know?"

I LOVE THIS GAME!

[LyricLee]

Person Waiting: Since youre not letting me in anytime soon, Got any food?

[zeldaop]

Person at Gates: Would you prefer tofu or spinach?

[LyricLee]

Person waiting: Do I look like a rabbit?

[zeldaop]

Person at Gates: What's a rabbit?

[danishani2]

Person waiting: Why do you stay up here all the time?

[GenericImbroglio]

Can't I enjoy the lacking of Walmart access while being offered tofu?

[PerplexinglyMe]

PW: What kind of tofu is it?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Who died and made you god?

[PerplexinglyMe]

PW: What's that supposed to mean?

[gerbera]

PW: "What's what supposed to mean?"

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Should I anwser my own question? I mean aren't I mother Theresa?

(:P)

[zeldaop]

Person Waiting: Are you?

[danishani2]

Other Person: What's a person got to do to get in this place?

[zeldaop]

Person: What makes you think you're getting in?

[danishani2]

Other Person: This is the Pearly Gates right?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Person: Why don't you ask someone who cares?

[GenericImbroglio]

Youre not Oprah?!

[PerplexinglyMe]

Do I look like Oprah to you?

(I can't remember who's talking, and I'm too lazy to scroll up.)

[GenericImbroglio]

Do you think you have stigmata everytime you get a papercut?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Could you give me another question besides that one?

[GenericImbroglio]

Do I look like Regis Philbin to you?

:)

[PerplexinglyMe]

Do I have to answer that honestly to get in?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: What makes you think you can get in?

[LyricLee]

Person Waiting: Who in their right mind could say no to this beautiful face?

[zeldaop]

Person at Gates: Are you saying I'm insane?

[PerplexinglyMe]

PW: Why are you making this so gosh darn difficult?

[gerbera]

Person at Gates: Why are you asking such stupid questions?

[danishani2]

Person waiting: Does a bear crap in the woods?

[GenericImbroglio]

Does life give me lemons?

[zeldaop]

Person Waiting: Are you going to make lemonade?

[gerbera]

PATG: Do you like lemonade?

[foolinthemoon]

New Person: Excuse me, What's taking so long???

[danishani2]

First Person: You blind? Can't you see its war up here?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Other person: What the heck are you talking about?

[LyricLee]

Person waiting: "Oh where have all the cowboys gone?"

[GenericImbroglio]

Oh where oh where could they beee?

[danishani2]

Other Person: You people drunk?

[gerbera]

Do you have a problem with that?

[Infernal]

Random Drunk Bystander: Who here knows what's going on?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Someone: Where did you come from?

[danishani2]

First Person: OMG is that the pope?

[zeldaop]

Random person; Why would the Pope be here?

[danishani2]

First person: Which pope would you be talking about?

[zeldaop]

Person: Is there more than one?

[Infernal]

Pope: "*Hiccup* Would You Believe*Hiccup* that I was the Pope, and Communion round the World Tour '07 Really got to me?.. *Hiccup*... Are we dead?

[GenericImbroglio]

Were we ever alive?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Why would you ask something like that?

[zeldaop]

Why wouldn't you ask something like that?

[PerplexinglyMe]

What kind of question are you asking, exactly?

[GenericImbroglio]

Why are we being conspirators?

[danishani2]

Person: You drunk Mr.Pope?

[GenericImbroglio]

You think there's communion wine for some other reason?

[PerplexinglyMe]

What are you talking about?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Who wants candy?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Is it tasty?

[zeldaop]

Person: Isn't candy bad for you?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Who cares?

[danishani2]

Person at Gates: Whats with all the violence?

[foolinthemoon]

New Person (revisited): Why is Everyone avoiding Answers?

[danishani2]

Other Person: Where in the heck are these people coming from?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Person: Why can't you just answer me?

[zeldaop]

Person: Do you think you can handle an answer?

[foolinthemoon]

Did you come from the Bronx?

[danishani2]

Person at the gates: You talkin' tuh me?

[p$ycho$immer]

**random lady with large hips** Do these pants make my hips look big?

[zeldaop]

Person at Gates: When did I lose control?

[p$ycho$immer]

When were you IN control?

[danishani2]

person:Why is everybdoy argueing?

[zeldaop]

Person Waiting: Where's the cookies?

[GenericImbroglio]

Didn't Lyric have them!?

[p$ycho$immer]

Where IS Lyric?

[Inta_Xonem]

PW: Is Lyric in the south of France?

[LyricLee]

shhhhh I'm in Istanbul not constantanople.

[p$ycho$immer]

Aren't you only supposed to ask questions in this game?

[LyricLee]

yes but I was being a stinker! carry on! lol

[zeldaop]

Person: Why should we carry on?

[GenericImbroglio]

Green Egss & Ham? Does she like them in a box? Does she like them with a fox? Does she like them here or there? Does she like them anywhere? Does she like green eggs and ham? Does she like them Sam I Am?

Im sorry but I HAD to do that, lol!

[p$ycho$immer]

What if she doesn't like them? What if she doesn't care? What will you do then with your green eggs and ham?

[LimeGreen]

Why aren't you asking me what NOT to do with green eggs and ham?

[p$ycho$immer]

Why would it matter? Aren't they just moldy eggs and hairy ham???

[LyricLee]

Random bum: Anyone seen my teeth?

[nengi65]

Did'nt you leave them in the cookie jar?

[LyricLee]

Who took the teeth from the cookie jar??

[p$ycho$immer]

Who took the cookie jar?!?! *panics*

[PerplexinglyMe]

When did we get a cookie jar?

[p$ycho$immer]

Why are we asking about a stupid cookie jar!!?!?!?

[zeldaop]

Does that mean no more cookies?

[LyricLee]

What could possibly go better with prune juice than cookies?

[nengi65]

What if I don't like prune juice?

[p$ycho$immer]

Doesn't prune juice help with constipation??


*lol*

[nengi65]

Why? are you constipated?

*lol*

[p$ycho$immer]

Why would you ask me something like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*sobs in corner*

[nengi65]

Can't I be worried about your well-being?
(spelling...uhhh)

[p$ycho$immer]

Would it be bold of me to thank you for your concern? :)

[zeldaop]

So does that mean no more talk of prunes?

[p$ycho$immer]

Why? Don't you like prune juice?

:p

[nengi65]

Anyway, have Lyric's teeth been found yet?

:rr:

[LyricLee]

Gawl danngit will one of you give me my teeth back please?

[p$ycho$immer]

Did you check with Old Mother Hubbard? Have you looked in her cubbard?

*gigglesnort* :kermit:

[nengi65]

Wow, Mother Hubbard, does she hang around here too?

[p$ycho$immer]

Mother Hubbard?! Where did she goo!?!?!

[zeldaop]

Didn't Mother Hubbard go to visit Humpty Dumpty?

[p$ycho$immer]

Who the hell is Humpty Dumpty!?!?!?

[PerplexinglyMe]

Doesn't everybody know Humpty Dumpty?

[p$ycho$immer]

Isn't he the one who broke into a bazillion pieces and couldn't be put back together?!