Very Original Questions

[LyricLee]

THE VERY DIFFERENT SURVEY

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

4. What is your favorite cheese?

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.

7. is missing...

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?

11. ran off with 7

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?

15. What is your favorite curse word?

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, What do you do?

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!"

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

[Deeney]

THE VERY DIFFERENT SURVEY

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Osama Bin Laden

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Brittney Spears

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? George Bush

4. What is your favorite cheese? Tasty

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life. Vegemite

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.
Hugh Jackman
7. is missing... a brain, Paris Hilton

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy? Clothes

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Japan

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is? Pepsi Max

11. ran off with 7: Dignity

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go? When Jesus was around, just to see if he really existed

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Though shall do unto others as you would have do unto you

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called? The two guys from Supernatural pose in ***y poses

15. What is your favorite curse word? Flying ducks

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, What do you do? Scream

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do? Grab my dog, my mum, my bird and is I have time the family photos and movies

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Eat chocolate
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it? Flying

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Christmas 1975

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
All of school
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. USA

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be? Anything with blues and Jazz playing

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!" My Brothers

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Steve Irwin

[pentabet]

THE VERY DIFFERENT SURVEY

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
--Kenny.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
--Crying cowboys.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
--See #2.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
--Sharp Cheddar.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life.
--Sourdough bread, provolone cheese, avocado, honey-mesquite turkey, salt, pepper, and a little olive-oil and vinegar dressing.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.
--Gerard Butler.

7. is missing...
--My answer is missing...

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
--An STD test.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
--Italy? New Zealand?

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
--Diet 7UP. Whether it be Cherry or Original, I'll take either.

11. ran off with 7
--A dog ran off with my answer. Damn dog...

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere/when in the PAST. Where/when do you go?
--Back to Stonehenge to see what the original druids were like.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
--Do No Harm.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
--The Barbara Roberts Special, written and directed by my brilliant sister, and filmed using dolls.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
--Cluster ****ed.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, What do you do?
--Give them back all the stuff I stole?

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
--Panic and wave my arms at the flames 'til a firefighter answers my fire alarm and scolds me to be more careful.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
--Try to finish writing one of my stories... :-D

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
--Shape-shifting (size-shifting is part of that too).

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
--I would actually not relive/redo any of it; I try not to dwell on the past.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
--See #20.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world.
--See #9.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
--The local Chili's Restaurant near my house.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!"
--Most of the people I would tell that to already live with me, so... i guess my house? LOL, I live with too many people...

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
--Ooh, I don't mess with the dead. I have somewhat of a zombie-phobia.

[Straw]

THE VERY DIFFERENT SURVEY

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'd blow up the guy who invented ringtones, damn idiot now we are bomb-barded with iritating ringtones all the time! >:(

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Beyonce, how dare she think that just because she can sing she can act as well!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
My ex best friend Lauren

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Chedder

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life.
Meatball with lettece, cheese, capsicum, onion, gratted carrot, pickels with ranch and honey mustard dressing! *licks lips*

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.
JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7. is missing...
Me in his arms, Bill Kaulitz.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
I add it to my secret stash of money, I'm not a big spender.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Germany, to kidnap Bill Kaulitz.

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Coke

11. ran off with 7
With my answer....


12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Back to see if Jesus really existed, also to find out if the bible was really written by who ever they said wrote it.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I'm the presedent for life, no elections for a new presedent will take place ever!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
The ***y guy show, directed and starring me getting to 'examine' any ***y guy I want!


15. What is your favorite curse word?
Sh*t, because it's JD's favourite curse word!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, What do you do?
Say that if they leave and never come back I'll try and get their dead mummy friends out of the British musium.

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Call the firemen and save some of my worldly possesions, family and pets.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call my family and tell them I love them, tell people I hate what I really think of them, tell any crushes my feelings, and hopefully if there is time knock boots with Bill Kaulitz. ;)

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Shape shifting, into anything from a person to an object.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My once-in-a-lifetime trip to queensland, and go to Whitewater world again! (Unforucunetly 15 year olds don't have much life experiance :( )

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
All of my life at school, an extremly damaging time in my life. :'(

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world.
I'd move into a castle in Germany with my love Bill Kaulitz, and his twin brother! ;)

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I wouldn't know because I haven't really been to a bar, but I would say the best bar in the world.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!"
Maybe Johnny Depp's house, I need to give Bill a break sometimes! :P

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Heath Ledger, poor guy struck down in the prime of his life. :'(