If I were...

[LyricLee]

If I were a month I'd be
If I were a day of the week I'd be
If I were a time of day I'd be
If I were a planet I'd be
If I were an animal I'd be
If I were a direction I'd be
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be
If I were a historical figure I'd be
If I were a liquid I'd be
If I were a tree I'd be
If I were a bird I'd be
If I were a tool I'd be
If I were a plant/flower I'd be
If I were a type of weather I'd be
If I were a mythical creature I'd be
If I were a musical instrument I'd be
If I were a wild animal I'd be
If I were a color I'd be
If I were an emotion I'd be
If I were a vegetable I'd be
If I were a sound I'd be
If I were an element I'd be
If I were a car I'd be
If I were a song I'd be
If I were a movie I'd be
If I were a book I'd be
If I were a food I'd be
If I were a place I'd be
If I were a material I'd be
If I were a taste I'd be
If I were a scent I'd be
If I were a word I'd be
If I were and object I'd be

[GoldenSimmer]

If I were a month I'd be July.
If I were a day of the week I'd be Friday.
If I were a time of day I'd be Noon. (12:00)
If I were a planet I'd be Earth.
If I were an animal I'd be Dog.
If I were a direction I'd be North.
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be Mirror.
If I were a historical figure I'd be George Washington.
If I were a liquid I'd be Water.
If I were a tree I'd be an Oak.
If I were a bird I'd be a Mockingbird.
If I were a tool I'd be a hammer.
If I were a plant/flower I'd be a Hibiscus.
If I were a type of weather I'd be Snow.
If I were a musical instrument I'd be a piano.
If I were a wild animal I'd be a lion.
If I were a color I'd be Red.
If I were an emotion I'd be Happy.
If I were a vegetable I'd be Potato.
If I were a sound I'd be a loud bang. :P
If I were a car I'd be Chevy Imapla.
If I were a song I'd be Home.
If I were a movie I'd be Twister.
If I were a book I'd be To Kill a Mockingbird.
If I were a food I'd be Lasagna.
If I were a place I'd be Naples, FL.
If I were a material I'd be Swade.
If I were a taste I'd be Sweet.
If I were a scent I'd be Misty Rain.
If I were a word I'd be Sims 2.
If I were and object I'd be a Computer.

[FoxyTexasMomma35]

If I were a month I'd be May
If I were a day of the week I'd be Wednesday
If I were a time of day I'd be Midnight
If I were a planet I'd be Pluto
If I were an animal I'd be Fish
If I were a direction I'd be North
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be Table Lamp
If I were a historical figure I'd be Daniel Hudson Burnham
If I were a liquid I'd be Sunkist
If I were a tree I'd be Tall
If I were a bird I'd be Penguin
If I were a tool I'd be Screwdriver
If I were a plant/flower I'd be Iris
If I were a type of weather I'd be Hurricane
If I were a mythical creature I'd be Dragon
If I were a musical instrument I'd be Piano
If I were a wild animal I'd be Goose
If I were a color I'd be Burgundy
If I were an emotion I'd be Content
If I were a vegetable I'd be Potato
If I were a sound I'd be Loud
If I were an element I'd be Copper
If I were a car I'd be Volkswagon
If I were a song I'd be Consequence of Sounds
If I were a movie I'd be Rocky Horror
If I were a book I'd be Gone With The Wind
If I were a food I'd be Pasta
If I were a place I'd be Paris
If I were a material I'd be Scissors
If I were a taste I'd be Sweet
If I were a scent I'd be Pungent
If I were a word I'd be Penultimate
If I were an object I'd be Lost

[gerbera]

If I were a month I'd be May.
If I were a day of the week I'd be Saturday.
If I were a time of day I'd be late afternoon.
If I were a planet I'd be Earth.
If I were an animal I'd be a puma.
If I were a direction I'd be right.
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a recliner.
If I were a historical figure I'd be Jeanne d'Arc.
If I were a liquid I'd be water.
If I were a tree I'd be a Stone Oak.
If I were a bird I'd be a tit.
If I were a tool I'd be a saw.
If I were a plant/flower I'd be a rose.
If I were a type of weather I'd be a rainbow.
If I were a mythical creature I'd be a centaur.
If I were a musical instrument I'd be a guitar.
If I were a wild animal I'd be a black panther.
If I were a color I'd be red.
If I were an emotion I'd be happyness.
If I were a vegetable I'd be a potato.
If I were a sound I'd be a ringing bell.
If I were an element I'd be earth.
If I were a car I'd be an old Ford Mustang.
If I were a song I'd be "Don't look back in Anger" by Oasis.
If I were a movie I'd be "Back to the Future".
If I were a book I'd be an exciting novel.
If I were a food I'd be baked potatos.
If I were a place I'd be a big park.
If I were a material I'd be wood.
If I were a taste I'd be sweet.
If I were a scent I'd be rose.
If I were a word I'd be big.
If I were and object I'd be a picture.

[foolinthemoon]

If I were a month I'd be September (good temps)
If I were a day of the week I'd be Friday XD
If I were a time of day I'd be Night!
If I were a planet I'd be Uranus XP
If I were an animal I'd be a cockatiel
If I were a direction I'd be the wrong one
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be an ottoman?
If I were a historical figure I'd be Marilyn Monroe
If I were a liquid I'd be splashy
If I were a tree I'd be an lemon tree
If I were a bird I'd be cockatiel :D
If I were a tool I'd be a sledge hammer (like the song)
If I were a plant/flower I'd be Rose
If I were a type of weather I'd be cloudy
If I were a mythical creature I'd be the godess of oddness? or an elf
If I were a musical instrument I'd be drum then ya'll could beat on me anytime you want and as a bonus i'd make a cool sound!
If I were a wild animal I'd be moose
If I were a color I'd be tye dyed
If I were an emotion I'd be spastic?
If I were a vegetable I'd be broccoli
If I were a sound I'd be a a sonic boom, really loud, and possibley life changing! XD
If I were an element I'd be air or water, never could decide what i love more
If I were a car I'd be a ford F-150 short bed regular cab
If I were a song I'd be one headlight by the wallflowers
If I were a movie I'd be the brokenhearts club
If I were a book I'd be One for the Money by Janet Evonivich
If I were a food I'd be a hotdog, fully loaded
If I were a place I'd be the internet!
If I were a material I'd be cotton
If I were a taste I'd be sweet/sour
If I were a scent I'd be fruity
If I were a word I'd be made up
If I were an object I'd be Johnny Depps underwear... XD

[zeldaop]

If I were a month I'd be November
If I were a day of the week I'd be Sunday
If I were a time of day I'd be 5:30 pm
If I were a planet I'd be Mars
If I were an animal I'd be a cat
If I were a direction I'd be North
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a rocking chair
If I were a historical figure I'd be Rosa Parks
If I were a liquid I'd be water
If I were a tree I'd be weeping willow
If I were a bird I'd be an emu
If I were a tool I'd be a screwdriver
If I were a plant/flower I'd be a lilac
If I were a type of weather I'd be snowy
If I were a mythical creature I'd be an elf
If I were a musical instrument I'd be a piano
If I were a wild animal I'd be a cheetah
If I were a color I'd be blue
If I were an emotion I'd be depression
If I were a vegetable I'd be an onion
If I were a sound I'd be waves crashing on the beach
If I were an element I'd be water
If I were a car I'd be a Buick LeSabre
If I were a song I'd be Iris by the GooGoo Dolls
If I were a movie I'd be Lord of the Rings...all of them
If I were a book I'd be Adora by Beatrice Smallwood
If I were a food I'd be pizza
If I were a place I'd be Presque Isle State Park
If I were a material I'd be cotton
If I were a taste I'd be hearing
If I were a scent I'd be apple
If I were a word I'd be loyal
If I were and object I'd be a computer

[PerplexinglyMe]

If I were a month I'd be April.
If I were a day of the week I'd be Saturday.
If I were a time of day I'd be evening.
If I were a planet I'd be Neptune.
If I were an animal I'd be a unicorn.
If I were a direction I'd be right.
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a pretty desk.
If I were a historical figure I'd be a Medeival Princess.
If I were a liquid I'd be water.
If I were a tree I'd be an oak tree.
If I were a bird I'd be a robin.
If I were a tool I'd be duct tape.
If I were a plant/flower I'd be a snapdragon.
If I were a type of weather I'd be mild and dry.
If I were a mythical creature I'd be a mermaid.
If I were a musical instrument I'd be a flute or a piano.
If I were a wild animal I'd be an otter.
If I were a color I'd be violet.
If I were an emotion I'd be calmness.
If I were a vegetable I'd be zucchini.
If I were a sound I'd be the ringing in your ears.
If I were an element I'd be water.
If I were a car I'd be a vintage Porsche.
If I were a song I'd be something soft and sweet, without words.
If I were a movie I'd be Pan's Labyrinth.
If I were a book I'd be a classic.
If I were a food I'd be delicious and unusual.
If I were a place I'd be somehwhere colorful.
If I were a material I'd be spandex!
If I were a taste I'd be savoury.
If I were a scent I'd be Chanel No 5.
If I were a word I'd be in a lost language.
If I were and object I'd be a camera.

[Missa]

If I were a month I'd be October
If I were a day of the week I'd be Sat
If I were a time of day I'd be midnight
If I were a planet I'd be pluto (its still a damn planet to me..)
If I were an animal I'd be black panther
If I were a direction I'd be north
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be lamp<-- cause I'm so bright..lol
If I were a historical figure I'd be Marilyn Monroe
If I were a liquid I'd be vodka
If I were a tree I'd be a williow
If I were a bird I'd be hummingbird
If I were a tool I'd be hammer
If I were a plant/flower I'd be a rose
If I were a type of weather I'd be hurricane<--they called my hurricane Melissa in my teens..lol
If I were a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn
If I were a musical instrument I'd be flute
If I were a wild animal I'd be black panther
If I were a color I'd be purple
If I were an emotion I'd be depression
If I were a vegetable I'd be green beans
If I were a sound I'd be sonic boom
If I were an element I'd be fire
If I were a car I'd be chevy truck
If I were a song I'd be a rock song
If I were a movie I'd be a horror movie
If I were a book I'd be a Mystery
If I were a food I'd be prime rib
If I were a place I'd be Disney World
If I were a material I'd be silk
If I were a taste I'd be sweet
If I were a scent I'd be rose
If I were a word I'd be hate
If I were and object I'd be anything owned by Johnny